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Here is the conversation before and after marriage. It is a joke only and of course it doesn’t happen to everyone.

Conversation before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you help me with my work?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Conversation after the marriage. You can read it from bellow to up!

Source: michaelsync

There were three guys who had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep.

Then, there is an old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them “Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in.”

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out “Bananas!” and lands in a pool of bananas.

The second guy was money hungry and yelled out “Money!” and lands in a pile of money.

The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells “Oh Shit!”

Source: Magic Swimming Pool